Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
And in other news
Captain Levi doesn’t know how to properly hold shit
um excuse me the way levi holds his swords isnt wrong
He holds them backwards.
Well if he’s humanity’s strongest soldier, then maybe everyone else is doing it wrong
just hear me out
ok here it is
levi can’t do this shit correctly
or maybe he’s L’s ancestor
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.